Fuck Yeah Retail Robin
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “OLD WOMAN TRIES ON UNDERWEAR IN FITTING ROOM.”Bottom Text: “COMES OUT TO ASK IF THEY LOOK OKAY”]
The only adequate response I could think of was to douse myself in kerosene and light myself on fire.

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “OLD WOMAN TRIES ON UNDERWEAR IN FITTING ROOM.”

Bottom Text: “COMES OUT TO ASK IF THEY LOOK OKAY”]

The only adequate response I could think of was to douse myself in kerosene and light myself on fire.

  1. marsxrising reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    tears laughing ^^
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  3. paintedinflames reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    I’ll raise you having...woman drop her pants in...ask me...
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  10. icecreamkitties reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    Whhhy are they even trying it on!? :( Pants, shirts, even bras(!) are one thing, but underwear? ewewewewewwwww, noo.
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  12. vlrisa reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    i’ve seen too many boobs that are not my own...my lifetime. fuck
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    fire.” Ah yes, the ‘the customer has asked me a question that I can think of absolutely no answer for situation.’...
  17. carryyourheart reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    do you guys wanna know how many strangers i have seen...their underwear?
  18. xinesthoughts reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    NEVER ok people!
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