[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Do you have a rewards card?” “No.” “Do you have a number?” “No” “Do you want a rewards ca-” “NO”
Bottom Text: “ISN’T THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ON SALE?”]

This happens at least twice a day. Or four if you’re on the demonic express lane. All our items on special even say ON THE PRICE TAGS that you need your rewards card to get the sale price. 

And like, here I am trying to do something nice for you willing to hand you a perfectly free rewards card to help you save some money and then you go and snap at me and be all stupid.